The other night I forgot my leftovers in a to-go box on the table at the restaurant. I got home and soon realized my folly. I screamed. Literally. Ask my wife. I screamed. The dog hid under a chair. THAT'S how much I love leftovers.
Do you you know how much I love leftovers? So much I wrote a haiku.
How do I crave thee.
O temple of tupperware.
Late night calories.
Verrrry awesome.
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